Hi. I'm Russia.
Today, I'd like to introduce my sisters.
Russia's Older and Younger Sister
Let's start with my older sister, Ukraine.
She's really reliable.
And then I have my little sister, Belarus.
A very pretty girl.
They're both a little weird, but...
Just...
Just a little...
Russia's feeling down!
The world must be ending!
This is Ukraine. My older sister.
She always complains about how stiff her shoulders get due to the weight of her breasts.
And... she's a bit poor.
Ukraine!
I came to collect your gas bill!
Miss Ukraine!
Ukraine! Your gas bill!
Weird... I know I can hear the sound of her breasts...
Her superior
No! You can't!
Ukraine!
I'm sorry, my sweet Russia...
I'll surely pay you back once I get richer!
This is Ukraine again. My older sister.
A lot of people are after her due to the size of her breasts.
She's also a crybaby, and acts silly sometimes.
My sweet Russia!
I've brought something for you!
Oh, hey Ukraine.
This is made out of the freshest milk-
Oh, that's right!
My superior ordered me not to talk to you anymore!
I'm sorry, my sweet Russia!
We'll be able to see each other again someday! I promise!
What's with her?
This is Belarus. My younger sister.
As you can see, she's very pretty.
Apparently, she really likes me, but...
Russia.
Russia!
Let's become one!
Russia!
Russia, do you really want to be with that other fag?!
Russia...! Open up...!
Get rid of this door that separates us!
We're destined to become one!
Please, open up...! Let me in...!
Please, just leave!
This is Belarus again. My younger sister.
She's a strong-willed, tenacious girl.
Well...
...not in a good way.
Russia, I've gotten rid of the doorknob that was separating us.
Now, Russia...
Let's get married... married... married... married...
Married... married... married...!
Please, just leave!!
Wants to become more accustomed to the world community
Become one! Become one! Become one!
Why are you avoiding me?
Scary
Russia's older and younger sister
Ukraine.
Russia's older sister who's always been getting caught up in trouble.
She's started to distance herself from Russia after she became independent in 1991,
and recently, she's been getting along with other European countries and America.
Since she's poor, she works hard on the farm every day.
Belarus.
Russia's younger sister who's always doing the craziest things and troubling her brother to death.
They say she's the last dictatorship in Europe, and she's particularly skilled at the carrot and stick method.
Although her economy is in a horrible state,
she spends all of her time and effort on agriculture because she believes that
"As long as there's something to eat, we'll be okay."
I love my big brother, Russia!
She loves Russia so much that she's close to forgetting her own native language.
Russia despises the idea because nothing good will ever come out of them being together,
but it'll also be bad if she makes friends with America like her older sister did, so he's in a tight spot.
Hey hey papa, give me vodka!
Hey hey mama, hey hey mama!
I can't forget that taste,
of the Pirozhki I ate before!
Draw a circle, and there's Earth!
Draw a circle, and there's Earth! I'm Russia.
Ah, a fabulous world,
that can be seen with a swipe of a paintbrush.
Winter in Siberia is insanely cold.
Enjoy that sub-zero temperature!